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8 dangerous mistakes you should never make during s3x


 

Tell your friends It's a big no

Love making can be extremely rewarding while it can also go completely wrong.

Whether you enjoy your session entirely depends on both of you. To ensure that you both enjoy that exclusive moment with your loved one, you must keep off some things. 

1. Farting

Oops! This is so annoying. While it can be accidental, you must try as hard as possible not to let out that pungent gas while making love. Otherwise, it will spoil the moment and may also affect your self-esteem.

2. Missing the target

This is for men who can hardly differentiate between the two holes. Wait, who even does that? Anyway, be keen not to miss it as it can offend your woman or send the wrong message.



3. Fall asleep

This is a grave sin when it comes to sex matters. It just shows how disinterested you are and you should not start it if you are already feeling sleepy.

4. Calling another person’s name

If you want to lose someone for good, dare call another person’s name during sex. If you are not sure of what will come out of your mouth, keep it shut.

5. Your phone

You will have all the time to chat with friends and answer those phone calls. But in the meantime, you had better concentrate on making love and giving your partner their out of this world sexual encounter.

6. Reciprocate the favor

If they gave you an oral job, be ready to pay back. Otherwise, it will be so mean of you. Also, if you happen to cum earlier, do not leave your partner unattended. Ensure they also climax through other ways besides penetration.

7. Dry penetration

Ouch! This really hurts and every guy ought to get this clearly in their minds. The fact that you are hard enough does not necessarily mean that it’s time to slide into her honey pot yet. Ensure she is wet enough or make use of the lube.

8. Crying

Hahaha! Funny, right? At times women get so hysterical during love making that they even cry. Please hold back those tears and preserve them for some other sad occasion. Crying will only put him off since he may be worried that he hurt you.

"I never thought I'd eat a woman's a** in my life" - Meek Mill shares intimate details about his life










Meek Mill made some intimate revelations about his life, including that he ''eats "a**".

The rapper, while answering questions about his ex Nicki Minaj, his recent incarceration, and his life generally, touched on his sexual life.

When asked about his oral sex skills, Meek revealed that as he's gotten older, he's become freakier. He said he never thought he'll ever eat a woman's a** but he now does it.

His Tweet got a lot of reactions but someone came to his defence and pointed out that eating a** is no different from performing oral sex on a woman.

See below.



Don't wait for anyone to love you in Nollywood, love and help yourself - Yul Edochie










Nollywood actor and politician, Yul Edochie has reacted to recent viral videos and posts about the lack of genuine love in Nollywood.



In his reaction, Yul Edochie Tweeted, 'they say there's no love in Nollywood. I laugh. Brethren there's no love anywhere, not only in Nollywood. The world is tough, it's a jungle out here. My advice: Don't wait for anyone to love you, love yourself, help yourself. Work hard, pray & do what's right in the sight of God'.



See the gifts a South African lady bought for her boyfriend







A South African lady took to twitter to show off the video games she bought for her boyfriend who must be really excited.



Hilarious Tweet of the day...




How did this Ibadan boy generate 30 million in 3 months from same mini importation business everyone is doing?





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Well, the answer is SIMPLE!



He did the OPPOSITE of what everyone is doing.



Here's exactly what he did:



* First, he found a solid HOT in demand product.



No, he didn't follow the old white-washed way everyone uses... that involve looking out for already selling products on FB, such that by the time you bring them in and start selling, the product may have been saturated :(





Instead, he used a brand NEW method;



...which involves using Aliexpress to find a HOT (put fire smiley here) in demand product;





A product people can easily buy without thinking of the cost implications.



...a product that has almost zero competition.



This took about 5 minutes.







To further authenticate the 'HOTNESS' of the product, he spent about N1,000 on FB ad... where there were a lot of ravings for the product. About 23 persons indicated interests to have the product immediately, not minding the cost.



HOTNESS confirmed!



He paused the ad, and headed over to 1688 portal, where he imported the product, at the cost of $0.4, equivalent of N150 for each. GOLD!





The next thing he did was the GAME CHANGER!



He reversed engineered the process.

He set up a UNIQUE but simple system he calls… "The 1 Pager Sales Machine". Took about 10 minutes.



Then with 2 clicks of the mouse… he activated 2 POWERFUL features on the 1 pager sales machine… which are responsible for increasing conversion by 200%.

One of the feature enables people to directly place their order from the 1 pager machine, without having to call or Whatsapp. This way, you almost ‘force’ them to make decisions instantly, so that life doesn’t get on their ways and they forget :)

The second feature serves as a social proof, popping out names of people who already bought from the page… thereby putting the minds of prospective buyers at rest, and helping them make their buying decision easier.



After that… he linked the 1 pager system with a special line of code he copied from FB.

What this code does is to authorize FB to only charge him only for sales made.

This means that, if someone clicks on his FB ad, comments or likes… he is not charged… until the person actually places their order.

At the end, FB only charges him for real orders… and not engagement on his site.

This way, he pays less… and make MORE!


So in summary,

Landing Cost for each of the products at N350 (including shipping)

Cost of advertising one product to get a sale: N500

Cost of shipping to customer: N1,500

That put his total expenses at N2,350

He sells at N15,000 for one.


Hence smiles home with a gross profit of N12,650 on each


He averages about 800 to 1200 sales monthly.


Do the maths!


That’s about 10m monthly.


Now, this strategy might look like it’s difficult right?


Almost everyone would think so.

...but by the time, you get a CLEARER explanation and analysis of how each of the steps work, you’ll be wowed it could be so simple.

If you want that analysis, bravo.

I have gotten the same “30m in 3 months” guy to give just that.

To learn from him directly, click on the link below to register for a free online presentation by him:

=> http://safeclicks.io/30ml

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This guy use this same importation business to build this Mansion





I have convinced him to show this secret to just 50 people on how he did it.

Click on below link now to learn from him for FREE


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5 Sex Positions That Can Cause Injuries




5 Sex Positions That Can Cause Injuries


When we talk about safe sex, you probably start thinking of condoms and swabbing, but there’s more than that to be worried about in the bedroom — sex-related injuriesare not uncommon. They can even happen on your own, as I learned when I fell out of bed masturbating (I roll a lot). Probably the most famous sex-related injury is the penis fracture. That’s right, it can break. So no matter how much you might want to get carried away, think of what a penis fracture surgery could mean for your sex life and maybe take it down a notch.

How do you know if you or your partner is suffering from a penis fracture? Well, firstly there’s the pain— there’s a lot of pain. Other signs, according to the Mayo Clinic “might include a cracking sound, immediate loss of the erection, or the development of dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder”. A cracking sound. A cracking sound from his penis. The only sound less-welcome in the bedroom then accidentally muttering an ex’s name. Yikes.

But fractures aren’t the only injury that happen during sex. Despite the obvious need to protect yourself against STIs, pregnancy, and the like, there are other injuries that can be the results of an overzealous romp. Here are the biggest culprits of sex injuries, position-wise:
1. Woman On Top


Girl on top is a favorite for a lot of people. There’s the power of being in a dominant position, plus being able to control what you’re doing and get exactly what you need. For many women that can find it difficult to orgasm, it’s a go to position because you decide what’s happening. Here’s the thing: it’s pretty much the most dangerous sex position out there.

A Brazilian study looked at 44 cases of suspected penis fracture and found that, out of the heterosexual cases, woman on top was the culprit 50 percent of the time. That’s no small amount. So be careful where you land.
2. Doggy Style



I’ll give doggy style a mention for two reasons. Firstly because in the same study it came in number two for causing penis fractures. Plus Kristi Latham, a physical therapist points out that doggy style’s angle and aggressive thrusting can often end up to accidentally entry into the anus, which can tear if unprepared for penetration. Ouch. I know we all love doggy, and it’s an easy position to get caught up in, but we have to be safe, people.
3. Reverse Cow Girl


This one doesn’t surprise me. It has all of the possibility of accidentally slamming onto the penis as regular girl on top, but without the added benefit of being able to see what you’re doing as much or how your partner is reacting to it. In all honesty,I’ve only tried it a couple of times, when I’ve been feeling brave and sexy and all like “I got this” only to realize immediately that I do not, in fact, have that. Proceed with caution.
4. Blow Jobs



Not only does anyone who’s given one know that they can end up with your eye burning like b*tch, turns out a mis-fire in the eye can also lead to chlamydial conjunctivitis, says a 2007 study in the International Journal Of STD and AIDs. A reminder to guys to be polite and give us a warning, or at the very least aim more carefully.
5. Missionary



That’s right, our old standby. It’s not just penis breaks we should be worried about when it comes to sex-related injuries. Not only does missionary increase the chance of UTIs for the ladies, according to sex therapist Dr. Kat Van Kirk it can also cause “cervical bruising or other abrasions from deep thrusts”, especially in women with shorter vaginal canals or partners who are well-endowed.